cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.
radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg
completely-dunn:


wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

image

officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

image

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

nootdoot:

nootdoot:

what’s the cleanest genre of tv show?

soap operas

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

girlgrowingsmall:

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

brb dying