Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.

(via nyu-tah)

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

Never push somebody who loves you to the point they no longer give a shit, because when they’re done, they’re done. And when you realise you fucked up they’ll be long gone.

Curiovsly (via curiovsly)

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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televisonrulesthenation:

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.